Let me tell you a little something about Slash Maraud.
Slash Maraud, you see, is a comic book from 1987 by Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy about a guy named Slash Maraud.
Well, technically only his nickname is Slash Maraud. His real name is Stash Maradovitch, which is even better.
Slash Maraud lives in the future and fights furry aliens, mutated dinosaurs, mutated pandas, crazy people, and a whole train full of drug addicts (possibly mutated) that is bringing humans to a rendering plant. He never smiles, sometimes he makes bad puns, and he does all this fighting, killing, and blow-stuff-up-ing in order to just baaarely save the Earth. Basically to keep Earth from becoming entirely uninhabitable to humans, although if he wins it will remain mostly uninhabitable.
Slash Maraud is kind of a jerky blank slate ’80s action hero, while Slash Maraud is delightfully anarchic and ridiculous. Just look at these covers and it’s clear that our hero is about a hundred times less interesting than everyone else in the story, even though he is great and his name is Slash Maraud.